The Gunslinger

I have only a limited background on Stephen King’s books. I’ve read Carrie, Pet Sematary, and Salem’s Lot, and seen The Shining, It, and Christine. Not much there, huh? I would have read more, except as King once said, “If I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify; and if I cannot horrify I will go for the gross-out.” Carrie of course didn’t much scare me, although I enjoyed it (though it was strange to feel that the narrator both liked and hated Carrie). Salem’s Lot had some chilling moments, as when the vampire is floating outside the window, or when the basement staircase is cut away so visitors fall on the knives laid out below. Pet Sematary was creepy, but the climax wasn’t scary, and I got so bored reading the whole sequence where the father goes to dig up his son at the graveyard. What I really want to read is It, though I’ve seen most of the movie and read quite a bit about it. Still, what intrigues me about It is the way King refers to other books he’d written up to that point and the turtles. The turtles sound so creepy…

Anyway, I don’t know what prompted me to do it exactly, especially since I don’t like reading anything longer than a trilogy (which is why I never finished the Narnia books), but I picked up The Gunslinger over the weekend and just finished it. Needless to say, I had various feelings while I read it, not the least of which was, Wow, why doesn’t Stephen King always write fantasy? And then it came to me that this wasn’t quite fantasy – it was a western and horror and sci-fi. I ended up both loving the book and hating it. And now come the lists, since paragraphing makes me bored, hehe.

Loved:
1.) The Man With No Name. Err, I mean, the gunslinger. I admit I imagined Clint Eastwood’s face for most of the book, although it was jarring to learn that the gunslinger had black hair.
Clint Eastwood

2.) The names. Alain, Rhea, Roland…then Jake, Steven, Cuthbert. So much variety, you know…and the first three names I listed there were names I had used in stories I wrote. Was Stephen King using babynames.com, too? Hehe. Probably not.

3.) The language. It took some getting used to. I expected some wild west slang, but then ran up against words like “yar” and “thee”, which threw me off until I figured out that this world wasn’t quite this, wasn’t quite that. The prose was nice and tightly constructed. Very clean, I thought, with just the right amount of detail. The kind of detail that makes me feel like I’m eating the words. Very filling. But: The repeated descriptions got annoying sometimes, such as the references to the sandalwood of the gunslinger’s guns, and the fact that Allie was the woman from Tull. I suppose it reminds me of epics like The Aeneid, when epithets often accompanied the names, but still. This is English, not Latin or Greek, and it’s prose, not poetry. I could have done without some of that.

4.) How real Roland’s world seemed. Of course, there were the obvious ties to LOTR, with Mid-World, but the world also had its own density. The descriptions of In-World contrasted with Mid-World nicely, and again, that edible detail everywhere was immersive.

5.) “The man in black”? Come on. Somebody’s been reading The Princess Bride.

Hated (okay, not quite that extreme):
1.) It eventually sickened me that every female character was shown in some sexual way. I assume it has something to do with all the Bible references and that the women are Eve (or Lilith) and living in some sort of sin or something… But it got old pretty fast. First we have Allie, who asks for sex in exchange for information, then can’t control herself and requests to know what the afterlife is like, which drives her crazy (a classic horror device, I suspect, but also a comment on the weak will of women, perhaps?). There was the preacher-woman pregnant with some demon baby – and did Roland put a gun up her…? I read that scene over and over and I’m not sure I want to believe what actually happened… Then there’s Roland’s mother, who cheats on his father; I think Roland kills her for it, but I’m only 98% sure. Then Susan, who I suppose was the pure one, but Roland still slept with her. Then the succubus. Then all the whores that fill up the background scenery from In-World to Mid-World. WTF? I hope we get some more positive representations of women in the next books, because that was about enough to turn me off from the rest of the series.

2.) The death of Tull. I could just imagine a shoot-’em-up video game during that scene. Not that I’m against violence, but something about killing everyone in some godforsaken town just isn’t fun to read – it’s just repetitive.

3.) The journey. I know it’s classic. I know Tolkien did it, and King greatly appreciates LOTR. But I’m getting sick of it. It isn’t just The Gunslinger, it’s all these fantasy books I’ve been reading lately that involve moving from point A to point B and the endless description of the environment on the way. Though, of course, King has some great description, that doesn’t stop me from just knowing how the book is going to end up.

4.) The Dark Tower. Love it and hate it. I sincerely hope there’s more to the tower than what the man in black gives away at the end. Why? Because this is Book I out of seven. Remember the Da Vinci Code, how we found out what the Grail was halfway through? At least for me, that ruined the book.

5.) The Bible. The Bible. I know The Gunslinger was published back in the ’80s, so this Bible annoyance is just on my part, not on the book’s. First Narnia, then the Golden Compass, now The Dark Tower…and probably so many other fantasy books. I can’t think of any based on, say, the Koran, or the Torah. Something else besides the Bible… At least it’ll be interesting to see how King looks at this. I did find it interesting that Roland wasn’t an expert on the Bible at all. But I hope the final boss (lol) isn’t some red devil like in Legend.

So will I read the rest of the series? That’s the big question. The ending to The Gunslinger was conclusive enough for me to not want to read more (not like Uglies, that left me railing because it was a cliff-hanger). And I’m starting to remember the common themes in what few things of Stephen King’s that I’ve read/seen – his likes and dislikes seem to shine through, which is great because it defines his writing in a way, but also it’s a bit of a turn-off if you’re not in agreement. (I guess if you didn’t see Sergio Leone’s great trilogy, you’d be in the dark about what was going on with the gunslinger. And I still feel disgusted by the representation of women in this book.) Anyway, if I read more, you will know (what, thought I wouldn’t blog about it?). If you’ve read The Gunslinger, I’d love to hear your thoughts (but not spoilers! lol).

Update: Uh, yeah, I’m not finishing the Dark Tower. Partly because of what the commenter said below but also partly because of strong curiosity, I went on Wikipedia and read the summaries for the books in the series. I couldn’t make much of it – just that I know I’ll hate the ending and I’d rather not go through all that to end up with that as an ending. So feel free to post spoilers if you like!